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Harry Potter fandom (of course)…spoiler warning (!)

I saw Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince almost a week ago, and finally got around to sharing my thoughts on it.

Overall, I enjoyed the movie quite a bit. There were a lot of great one-liners and running jokes that made the movie very entertaining, picking up the essence of JK Rowling’s witty style of writing. This movie was a tough adaptation from the book, and I was happy with the way they handled key ideas in the story.

Of course, every adaption of a movie requires sacrifices, and there was some neglect that made me sad. The main thing that annoys me is that this movie promised more action to non-Potterites, and much of this action was really unnecessary, not to mentioned unnoticed by my friends who didn’t read the books but saw the movie.

I really wish they kept the book’s opening intact — the beginning of Book VI is one of my favorites because it’s full of action. The Unbreakable Vow allows Snape to really develop as a character and foreshadows his importance in this book. Instead, they chose an elaborate opening involving dark shadows complete with horrible CGI collapsing bridges. The imagery was rather vague; you couldn’t tell if the shadows were dark angels, dementors, or Death Eaters, and it didn’t seem to matter to the moviemakers.

The WORST, though, was Warner Bros’ choice to burn down the Weasleys’ Burrow on Christmas. The burning of the Burrow seemed like unnecessary action, feeling like a ploy to introduce Tonks as Lupin’s girlfriend, after she was already switched out in favor of Luna Lovegood on the Hogwarts Express! Also, how are they going to explain the Weasley’s homelessness in the seventh movie? Major plotkill.

I also suffered a few minor, forgivable disappointments — the depiction of Felix Felicis, the good-luck potion that Harry drinks, is “splashing about merrily, [...] about the color of molten gold, and the large drops [...] leaping like goldfish above the surface.” I was looking forward to watching leaping gold and instead got a lame vial of translucent amber. Nonetheless, the scene where Harry takes the potion cracked me up, I just wish they explained why wizards don’t regularly take Felix Felicis, because as it is, you’re left with plot holes. Also, Dumbledore’s huge cabinet of Voldemort memories was far too obvious and out in the open for it to be realistic. Dumbledore has too many enemies and curious bureaucrats going through his office regularly for him to keep something that big lying out in the open like that. Dumbledore’s shriveled hand seemed realistic, but I wish they pointed it out sooner in the movie, as in during his speech in the Welcoming Feast. I kept looking for Ravenclaw’s diadem but didn’t see it…? How will Harry know it’s there in the seventh movie? And while we’re on the subject, why did they neglect Voldemort’s obsession with symbols and power, even though they established how Dumbledore collected all his memories? Now every Horcrux find that Harry makes is going to seem unconvincingly random.

There were some teenage angst moments, some where I had to facepalm because they seemed so out of character. Harry would not just ask out a Muggle girl at the beginning, Dumbledore would not casually ask Harry about how he relates to Hermione, things like that. I was very happy to see that they left in “Won-Won,” that was great.

I enjoyed the visual motifs throughout the movie, such as Dementors attacking Muggle neighborhoods in the present as well as past. Like director Alfonso Cuarón in the third movie, David Yates did a good job of filming the natural beauty of Hogwarts and working within the scenery. Also, I liked the obscure foreshadowing of Dumbledore’s Elder Wand being fancier than most.

The main thing I’m happy about is how much Dan Radcliffe is growing up and developing in the spotlight. Honestly, from the first movie, I had my doubts and worried about him underacting, but he really stands well alongside those adult actors. On the other hand, Emma Watson seems to be loosing her skill and poise. She used to easily act circles around the boys…but now I’m disillusioned, maybe after her wardrobe malfunction or statement about going naked…oh, Emma. Slughorn was perfect, and I still love Bellatrix LeStrange — she’s easily my favorite book-to-movie character.

If you’re not convinced Dan Radcliffe doesn’t have poise, check out these adorable ways he’s handled fandom recently…I’ll leave you with that.

Daniel Radcliffe Aces Interview With 11-year-old Scholastic Reporter

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