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July 30, 2002 on 11:19 pm | In Blogger |Ack, I have to pee, so this’ll be short ’cause I’m too lazy to just get up.
Work was boring, dull, stupid, but fortunately, I got out waay early. UNfortunately, Mom was on the phone for an hour, so I spent an hour in Barnes and Noble reading The Amber Spyglass and thinking about how greasy I felt after a day standing next to the popper. After a quick pick-me-up at home, Mom took me to get a few dorm stuff, and then to Panda Express. Yum.
Then Jessie and I went to coffee and goofed off a bit. Now I’m here. What fun.
And NOW! Some LOTR jokes:
-Why was Lord of the Rings made into a movie?
The fans were Baggins for it.
-What did the guy say when he bumped into the wizard?
Saruman, I didn’t see you there!
-What do you call a wizard who knows how to hit a little white ball with a club?
Cangolf.
-One day a spell was cast on Aragorn’s wife that created a mirror image of her. This
mirror image was a spy for Sauron and the Fellowship had to find her and stop her.
When Frodo came upon her, he whispered to Sam, “Is that Arwen or Their-wen?”
-What did Frodo say when he saw the trees dancing?
“That’s ENT-tertainment!”
-What did Frodo say when he saw the elves dancing?
“It must be Christmas time.”
-What did Frodo say when he saw the dwarves dancing?
“Why the hell is everyone dancing!”
-What happened when Sam pulled Gandalf’s finger for a second time?
Gandalf released Morwen.
-Why didn’t Tom Bombadil answer the phone?
Because the ring had to effect on him.
-How to orcs greet eachother?
With an Uruk-Hai five.
-What do you call an elf with no legs?
Leg-o-less.
What do you call an elf with no toys?
Lego-less.
-Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Melkor.
Melkor who?
Melkor orange juice, sir?
-Why are hobbit doors round?
If you ate 9 meals a day you’d want round doors too!
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